You Know You Are Addicted To Coffee If… You grind Your coffee beans in Your mouth. You sleep with Your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time You’re standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of Yourself from ten feet away without using...

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and...

Why Men Are Happier Than Women… We keep our last name. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. We can be president. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell us the truth. The world is our urinal. We never have...

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his penis. The tattoo artist laughs and says "Ill do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it." The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two...