A man goes hiking. He gets tired after a while and finds a cave to rest in he sees a shining light at the end of the tunnel its a magic lamp he rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says, “I will give you three wishes but there’s a catch, everything you wish for your wife gets double.” So...

How do men sort their laundry?“Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable.”

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said,“You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you’ll live to a nice ripe old age.”So the young lad did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.When he...

A good Hasidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. They call a shadchen (match-maker) and ask her to find their son a good wife.The shadchen comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife and...

The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home in the patrol car.“Are you sure this is your house?” the cop asked as they drove into a rather fashionable neighborhood.“Shertainly! ”...

Waiting for my glasses to be repaired, I heard the optician trying to convince a customer she needed a stronger prescription.“I’m fine with what I have,” she insisted.“Okay,” he challenged, “what does it say on the store window across the street?”“‘30%...

At the height of a business corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Zardari the witness.“Isn’t it true,” bellowed the lawyer , “that you accepted Fifty million Rupees to compromise this case?”Zardari stared out the window as though he hadn’t hear the...

At their high school reunion Sarah and Esther meet up for the first time in fifty years. Sarah begins to tell Esther about her children, “My son is a doctor, and he’s got four kids. My daughter is married to a lawyer, and they have three great kids. So tell me, Esther, how about your kids?”Esther...

A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband.“Don’t you love him anymore?” asked the lawyer.“Oh, I still love him,” she replied, “but all he ever wants is sex, I can’t take it anymore.”“Instead of divorcing him, why don’t you...

A Priest meets his friend, the Rabbi, and says to him, “You have taught me many things but there is one thing in particular I want to learn very much but you do not wish to teach it to me. I want you to teach me the Talmud.” The Rabbi replied: “You are a Non-Jew and you have the brain...