A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw an elderly priest at the side of the road. He stopped to give him a ride.Further down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer along the side of the road, and turned the truck on a direct course to hit him.Then he thought, “Wait, I have a...

Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.“Sarah wants to go out to my car. She’s really hot,” one boy said. “I’m really nervous. I know I’ll goof up!”“Take it easy,” his friend assured him. “All you gotta do is compliment her....

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27.She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty.“Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27.She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty.“Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.The chief tells them, “The bad news is that we’ve caught you, we’re going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you...

How many hillbillies does it take eat a ‘possum? - Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on ur feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause: You’re lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at...

Jim needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything will be forgiven.After a successful initial interview at the Encyclopedia of American History, he is called back to meet the sales manager.“You...

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian...

A little boy while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue?Father: Very long…!