Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained,“That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s serving her.”A little later on, they saw horses.The Grandpa said,“That’s a stud and a mare, and he’s serving her, too.”That...

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees.The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.The Mexican...

Why do Italians hate Jehovah’s Witnesses?Because Italians hate all witnesses.

Pauly says to Maury, his coworker, “I’ve become so near-sighted I almost worked myself to death.”Maury: “What does being nearsighted have to do with working yourself to death?”Pauly: “I couldn’t tell whether the boss was watching me or not, so I had to work...

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’ s house.Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.“Johnny wait until we say our prayer.” “I don’t have...

There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.The director says, “This is the most important part, and it has only one line, you must walk on to the...

A medical professor was lecturing about self-examination of the breast and testicles. A female student asked another male student,“Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles?”“Sometimes, yes” replied the male student.“What do you do about...

The groom to be said to his fiancee, “Three-thousand eight-hundred dollars for a dress that’s only going to be worn once?!”“Who says it’s only going to be worn once?”“Oh? You’re planning to get married again? You know you can’t wear white the second...

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn’t care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character.Then a man came in and told them the only thing he was seeking in a woman was intelligence.The service matched them together at once because they...

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ”Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?”When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took...