A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can...

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bull dog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a very nice looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a sentence can be my topdog.”So the Doberman says, “I love liver...

Two sisters arrived home from school crying their eyes out. “What’s the matter with the two of you?” asked their mother. “All the kids at school always make fun of my big feet,” wailed the first sister. “Don’t let it bother you,” comforted the mother, “Your feet aren’t that big.”...

Two sisters arrived home from school crying their eyes out. “What’s the matter with the two of you?” asked their mother. “All the kids at school always make fun of my big feet,” wailed the first sister. “Don’t let it bother you,” comforted the mother, “Your feet aren’t that big.”...

“Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir,” urged the street vendor.“I haven’t got a wife,” replied the young man.“Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart.”“I don’t have a sweetheart, either.”“Well then, buy a couple of bunches to...

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