A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center. Man: ‘What are you doing here today?’ Woman: ‘Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give me 200 bucks for it.’ Man: ‘Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me 1000 bucks.’ The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line. Man: ‘Hi there! Here to donate blood again?’ Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) ‘Unh unh.’
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