Your Momma’s Like A…

Your momma’s like a toilet, she’s so full of shit.

Your momma’s like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

Your momma’s like a squirell, she can’t keep nuts out of her mouth.

Your momma’s like a buffet, $3.00 and it’s all you can eat!

Your momma’s like buckleys, she tastes bad but works

Your momma’s like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.

Your momma’s like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.

Your momma’s like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her

Your momma’s like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

Your momma’s like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow

Your momma’s like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!

Your momma’s like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!

Your momma’s like a bus everyone gets a ride!

Your momma’s like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.

Dirty Your Momma Jokes

Your momma’s pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

I asked your momma "what’s for lunch" …She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

I asked your momma "what’s for lunch" …She opened up her legs and said crabs

Your momma’s like a gun, two cocks and she’s loaded!

Your momma’s like a vaccum cleaner … She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo Mama’s like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

Your Momma’s So dumb She Thought…

Your momma’s so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV

Your momma’s so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up

Your momma’s so dumb she got hit by a parked car

Your momma’s so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl

Your momma’s so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V

Your momma’s so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Your momma’s so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window

Your momma’s so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key

Your momma’s so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Your momma’s so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice

Your momma’s so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test

Your momma’s so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View

Your momma’s so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls