Dirty Your Momma Jokes

Your momma’s pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

I asked your momma "what’s for lunch" …She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

I asked your momma "what’s for lunch" …She opened up her legs and said crabs

Your momma’s like a gun, two cocks and she’s loaded!

Your momma’s like a vaccum cleaner … She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo Mama’s like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking