Funny jokes-Divorcing wife


David walked into the neighborhood bar and announced that he was divorcing his wife. The bartender asked why.
“Well,” David said, “yesterday was her birthday, so I took her to the fanciest restaurant in town.”
“So?” the bartender replies.
“So I order a bottle of their best champagne, and I made a toast–’to the best woman a man could have.’ “
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Four waiters joined in….”


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