David walked into the neighborhood bar and announced that he was divorcing his wife. The bartender asked why. “Well,” David said, “yesterday was her birthday, so I took her to the fanciest restaurant in town.” “So?” the bartender replies. “So I order a bottle of their best champagne, and I made a toast–’to the best woman a man could have.’ “ “What’s wrong with that?” “Four waiters joined in….”
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