Little Johnny Wants To Leave Early!

It is near the end of the school year, and the teacher has already turned in her grades. There is really not much to do. All the kids are restless because they are ready for the summer break.

The teacher says, "The first person to correctly answer each of my questions may leave early."

Little Johnny thinks, "Good. I wanna get outta here. I’m smart. I’ll answer first."

The teacher asks, "Who said, ‘Four score and seven years ago?’"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

The teacher says, "That’s right, Susie. You may leave."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered first.

The teacher asks, "Who said, ‘I have a dream?’"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary answers, "Martin Luther King."

The teacher says, "That’s right, Mary. You may leave."

Johnny is even madder that Mary answered first.

The teacher asks, "Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you?’"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John Kennedy."

The teacher says, "That’s right, Nancy. You may leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that Nancy answered first.

Then the teacher turns her back, and Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher says, "WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny answers, "Bill Clinton. May I go now?"