Really funny jokes-How to piss off a woman

* Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling.

* Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know, say “So I don’t make the same mistakes.”

* Tell her YOU have a headache, but you’re willing to suffer with it through sex just to please her.

* Imitate her having an orgasm while dining out.

* Fake your own orgasm while dining out.

* Tell her you’ve applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse.

* After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn’t contagious. Then faint.