Really funny jokes-Poker Spittoon

In a saloon in the old west, four tough, grizzled gunslinger types are playing poker.
“Tex” is having a bad run of luck, and is down to his last few dollars. Then, his luck suddenly changes — he’s dealt four of a kind! He can’t lose! As the betting continues, though, he runs out of money. So he says: “boys, I’m out of money, but I’d like to stay in this hand. What do you say?”
The toughest man at the table, “Loco,” says: “I’ll tell you what. If you win, you keep your winnings. If you lose, you have to take a sip from the spittoon.”
Tex looks at the spittoon sitting in the corner of the saloon. Cowboys have been spitting their tobacco juice into it for almost a week, and it is brim-full with slime. He looks back at his hand — the hand of a lifetime. He gulps hard and says: “O.K.”
The betting continues until only Tex and Loco are left in the game. Tex lays down his cards, and says “four of a kind.” Smiling broadly, Loco lays down his cards: a straight flush. As Tex looks down at the cards with horror, Loco says: “Okay Tex,time to pay up.”
Tex walks slowly over to the spittoon and reluctantly picks it up. He gazes down into the thick, brown, disgusting liquid. He takes a deep breath, puts his lips to it — and begins drinking.
To the amazement of everyone in the saloon, he doesn’t stop at one sip. He gulps, and gulps, and gulps for a full minute, until the spittoon is totally drained! There is an outcry throughout the saloon. Strong men are passing out around Tex from shock and disgust. A stunned silence settles in. Finally, one of the patrons speaks out: “Jesus, Tex — you only had to take one sip — why did you drink the whole thing?” Replies Tex: “It was all one strand!”