Swine Flu - RUN!

There’s 3 animals all hanging out at the local watering hole,

A lion, An eagle, and a pig..

Trying to make themselves look cool in front of their friends, the lions turns and says:

‘When I roar, the whole Jungle shakes’..

Not to be outdone, the eagle turns and says:

‘When I scream, all animals run and hide from me’.

The pig..

‘When I sneeze, the whole fu*king world sh*ts itself’.