An American businessman is in Japan. The Japanese businessmen take him out, get him drunk, and send him upstairs with a hooker. As he’s screwing her, she starts screaming, “Nashagai ana! Nashagai ana!” He’s going, “Yeah, baby, take it all…” He keeps pumping,...

This guy goes into a doctors and says, “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!”“Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks.“Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day,” he answers back.“That’s not...

Stuart comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. “I found out from Mrs. Smith that you’ve been having an affair with that chippie secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven’t I always been the good wife? I’ve cooked for you, raised your children, and I’ve always been by...

An old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.When she came out, the old man cried, ‘You can’t go out like that!”She said, “I can go anyway...

A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, “This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!” The scared bartender pleads, “Don’t shoot, please! I’ll do as you say!” The...

A man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when he sits down, he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. He waves to her, and much to his surprise, she winks back at him. It doesn’t take long before he is on the stool next to her. They talk for about fifteen minutes...

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called ‘The Knob,’ where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman’s head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted ‘The Knob.’...

One day two rednecks decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.The new bride asks, “What are they doing honey?” The husband answers, “They’re roping!” She replies, “Oh,...

A young virgin couple are finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither are willing to admit or ask each other about it. Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father. “Pop, what do I do first?” “Get naked and climb into bed,” his father...

There was one time two friends sitting next to a tree eating their lunch until one friend asks the other, “Hey you see that donkey far away..” and the other friend replies… “yeah I see it.” “I bet you 100 bucks, I can make that donkey laugh.. the other friend replies.....