- Yo mama’s so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!- Yo mama’s so nasty, she calls Janet “Miss Jackson.”- Yo mama’s so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor.He says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way.” The doc...