A blonde named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. … Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left–phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right…. but if you get it wrong...

David walked into the neighborhood bar and announced that he was divorcing his wife. The bartender asked why.“Well,” David said, “yesterday was her birthday, so I took her to the fanciest restaurant in town.”“So?” the bartender replies.“So I order a bottle...

To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bottle of champagne, they notice a beautiful mansion a couple of hundred yards...