Really funny jokes-Passionate in public
A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. They decided to pull over and park and have some fun. Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman...
Really funny jokes-Two mexicans on a bike
Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. Hwy 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , LA The bike’s tires go flat, and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he...
Really funny jokes-SWAT team
The murderer was holed up in his house, and the SWAT team was trying to get him out.A cop got on the bullhorn and said, “Come on out, or I’m going to come in there and drag you out!”The murderer called back, “I’m warning you. If you don’t wipe your feet when you...
Ultimate jokes-Drunken driving
The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home in the patrol car.“Are you sure this is your house?” the cop asked as they drove into a rather fashionable neighborhood.“Shertainly! ”...
Cop Issues A Safety Violation Ticket
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you’ve got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid said, "Yeah." The cop said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put...