An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, “Where are you going?”He replies, “I’m going to the doctor.”She says, “Why, are you sick?”He says, “Nope,...

10. “You want to use the fitting room or try this on at my place?” 9. “Check it out — this one’s good for hiding body parts” 8. “You know how we can offer such low prices? We’re connected to the mafia” 7. “Try our new scent — it...

To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bottle of champagne, they notice a beautiful mansion a couple of hundred yards...

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure. Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and...