One Saturday evening a man walked into a bar and said, “Excuse me, I would like a pint of beer.” The bartender served the man his drink and said, “That will be four dollars.” The customer pulled out a twenty-dollar bill and handed it to the bartender.“Sorry, sir,”...

One day Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, ” If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I’ll make one person happy!” Then Cheney said, ” Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I’ll make ten people happy!” Then...

Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of exercises to get you prepared: Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a small,...