Hilarious jokes-Experiences in a Public toilet
When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it’s your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle....
Really funny jokes-Two mexicans on a bike
Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. Hwy 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , LA The bike’s tires go flat, and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he...
Really funny jokes-Things to do in an Elevator
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the...
Three Men Go To Hell
Three men went to hell. The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3" He then opened the doors to the three rooms. Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor. Room 2 was filled with men standing...