A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.”“I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end...

Two immigrants meet on the street.. “How’s by you?” asks one.“Could be worse. And you?”“Surviving. But I have been sick a lot this year and it’s costing me a fortune. In the past five months, I’ve spent over $10,000 on doctors and medicine.”“Ach,...

To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bottle of champagne, they notice a beautiful mansion a couple of hundred yards...