Clean jokes-Frenzied mother
A frenzied mother was busy trying to prepare dinner for her family and guests when in her haste she accidentally spilled a jar of spice all over herself. Her daughter chose that moment to wander into the kitchen and say casually, “Hey, mom, I need someone to talk to.” The mother replied,...
Pregnant
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who was responsible. "All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don’t come out until you can give us a definite answer."Later that night her voice rang down...
What Moms Really Want for Mother’s Day
For my teenager to announce "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!" Five pounds of chocolate that won’t add twenty To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way. A grocery store...