Teacher : Do you know the importance of periods ? Student : Yes once my sister she has missed two , my mom fainted , father got heart attack and our driver run away .

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would...

Compilation of Mexican words ‘Heater’ - My little sister started to choke, perro my mom told me to heater in the back. ‘Juicy’ - Hey Vato, I will roll a joint and ju tell me if juicy the cops! ‘Sodas’ - My vieja looks good and sodas her sister. ‘Cheese’...

Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce.“Why Daddy?” asked a confused Little Johnny.“Well, son” he explained, “Your mother and I are no longer in love.”Now more confused, Little Johnny...

When I was 17, my mother remarried and moved to Tulsa, Oklahoma, leaving me alone to finish my senior year of high school in the little town where we lived (She was only about an hour away and I was very responsible for my age).My girlfriend had decided to stay the night one Saturday, on Sunday morning...

My mother, Evelyn, was a very robust woman in both spirit and size. She was in the hospital, not feeling well, but her sense of humour was still top-drawer.We were chatting when the surgeon came in with her chart. “Evelyn,” he said, “it says here that you’re 79 years old, but...

The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the little boy replied.“Goat?” replied the startled man of the cloth, “Are you sure about that?”“Yep,”...

A Jewish girl came home one day and said, “Mom, I got married.”Her mother said, “Oh, that’s great.”The girl said, “But, Mom, he’s an Arab.”Her mother said, “Oy, that’s not so great.”The girl said, “But he’s an Arab sheik....

"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" "Just leave all the lights on … it makes the house look more cheery" "Let me smell that shirt — Yeah, it’s good for another week" "Go...

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents’ bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you’re bouncing up and down on him." His mom is...