To: The Personnel manager RE: Replacement of the dead manager I refer to the recent death of the manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager. Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one I even attended the funeral and the all...

My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper.I told him rabies could be cured and he didn’t have to worry about a will.He said, “Will? What will? I’m making a list of the people I want to bite.”

A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don’t you give me a blowjob?" "What? You’re crazy!" "Don’t worry, it will be quick, no problem." "No!!...

John and his wife Mary were having a shower together in their upstairs bathroom when the doorbell rang. Mary heard the bell, got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around her, went downstairs, and opened the door. Their neighbor Charlie looked at her from the doorway, and said, "Oh. I see that I...

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed...