A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry.He looked up from the page and said to her, “Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?”She looked at him wistfully, smiled,...

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you....

A city boy wanted to marry a country girl. She insists that he has to ask her father for her hand in marriage.So off he goes to their farm to ask her father. “I want to marry your daughter”.“Well, my boy you will have to prove to me that you are a man worthy of my daughter.”“I’ll...

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly.“Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you...

Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink?”Because it was always running out of the pen.

There’s 3 animals all hanging out at the local watering hole, A lion, An eagle, and a pig.. Trying to make themselves look cool in front of their friends, the lions turns and says: ‘When I roar, the whole Jungle shakes’.. Not to be outdone, the eagle turns and says: ‘When I scream,...