Really funny jokes-Ghosts
A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands. “Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,...
Redneck = Roadkill
This guy is walking along a dirt road when he stubbles upon an redneck lying on the ground with his ear in the dirt. "Are you alright? What are you doing?" the man asks but gets no answer at all. The redneck doesn’t even acknowledge that he is there. So after a while of silence the man...
Redneck’s Christmas Tree [Mountain Dew]