Ultimate jokes-Compilation of Mexican words

‘Heater’ - My little sister started to choke, perro my mom told me to heater in the back.

‘Juicy’ - Hey Vato, I will roll a joint and ju tell me if juicy the cops!

‘Sodas’ - My vieja looks good and sodas her sister.

‘Cheese’ - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.

‘Chile ‘ - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since we got married chile herself go.

‘Juarez ‘ - My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your *uckin problem! Bish!

‘Chicken‘ - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go herself.

‘Harrassment’ - Orale vato my old lady caught me n bed wit my sancha pero harrasment nothing to me!!!

‘Water’ - My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.

‘Brief’ - My homie farted gacho bad, and I could not brief.

‘Mushroom’ - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there is not mushroom.

‘Frito’ - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz frito go.

‘Wafer’ - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn’t wafer me.

‘July’ - You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!

‘Liver and Cheese’ - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him ‘orale loco liver alone, cheese mines.’